Geoff banks Review

If you’re looking for a betting site that’s about as cutting-edge as a flip phone and as functional as a chocolate teapot, look no further. This masterpiece of incompetence sets new standards in disappointment, delivering an experience so frustrating that it borders on performance art.Markets? What Markets?The selection here is laughably limited. If you’re hoping to bet on anything beyond your local under-12s table tennis match, you’re out of luck. It’s like they tried to recreate the 1998 betting landscape and still managed to fail.Design from the Depths of the Internet’s BasementThe site’s interface is an eyesore straight out of an early 2000s web design tutorial. It’s so outdated it might actually cause nostalgia-induced nausea. The color scheme is an assault on the senses, and navigation feels like wading through treacle.Slow Motion TransactionsDepositing money is like sending a carrier pigeon with a bag of coins. You’ll sit there for four excruciating minutes, refreshing and wondering if your cash has disappeared into the void. Spoiler: it hasn’t—it’s just trapped in the site’s digital purgatory.No Slots, No Games, No FunFancy spinning some slots or trying your luck at roulette? Tough luck! This site doesn’t believe in frivolities like “entertainment.” It’s all dull, all the time.Fixtures? Barely.The list of fixtures is so sparse you’d think sports had been banned. It’s less “global sportsbook” and more “local pub chalkboard.”Loyalty Bonuses? In Your DreamsThere’s no loyalty program because, frankly, this site doesn’t want your loyalty. Promotions are non-existent, so don’t expect free bets, enhanced odds, or anything resembling customer appreciation.Customer Service: A Comedy of ErrorsReaching out to their customer service team is like shouting into the void, except the void would probably be more helpful. If you’re lucky enough to get a response, expect sarcasm and zero solutions. It’s as if they’ve been trained to see how far they can push you before you give up.Mocking Reviews: A New LowAs if being terrible weren’t enough, the company seems to find joy in mocking negative reviews. This tells you everything you need to know about their “commitment” to improvement.Final VerdictThis site isn’t just bad—it’s an insult to bookmakers, gamblers, and the concept of functioning websites. If you hate yourself, your money, and your free time, by all means, sign up. For everyone else, avoid this trainwreck at all costs.Rating: 0/10 (generous, considering the effort it takes to be this bad).

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Very Very poor market choices and no live streaming makes the site very poor compared to other companies. I wrote to them directly months ago but nothing changed.

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So many more cons than pros Cons. Deposits take ages and always logs u out and removes any selections in bet slip. . No cash out.. Withdrawals aren’t instant.. Layout on racing poor.. Free bets and bonus are none existent. . 9/10 times when u place a bet it spins and says unable to place bet after a few mins, then you do it again and it takes a while but eventually accepts it . Bet settlement can take an hour sometimes. Pros .Best odds guaranteed. (Excluding multiples though).No casino. User wombl_3@hotmail

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